I had to take out time to list out my top #fuelsubsidy tweets.
Bubbling Under:
@dappy_maiye: Subsidy don comot and dis wife is serving her husband wit ½ meat
@Gidi_Traffic: #FuelSubsidy,big boys will soon start snapping pics with their full tanks.
10
@eigthsense: BREAKING NEWS: Stolen car found. Fuel tank empty!!! That’s the benefit of subsidy removal
9
Source unknown: If he leaves the A.C running in the car when he runs out to get something from the store, he loves you. Marry him.
8
Fappyboi: Fuel subsidy is our punishmnt 4 laughin @ Jonathan’s wife
7
_Aminu_: With fuel subsidy gone… Dating a girl in gwarinpa while u live in maitama is long distance relationship.
6
Source Unknown:
Bob: Daddy, did you hear that they haff remove fuel subsidy?
Father: Is that so?
Bob: Yes Dad, the price is up to N150 per litre. What are your thoughts?
Dad: go and put off that generator!
5
@N6CoolFM: How come Not One SINGLE Nigerian Pastor Predicted this #FuelSubsidy at their Watch Nite Services yesterday *Side Eye!*
4
@atomquietmoney: Beer is N300, fuel is N141, Boys can’t afford to drink and drive… #fuelsubsidy
3
brain_freez_: walk the walk #fuelsubsidy
2
Abu_Dp: All these girls forming *I cannot push car* GOD will catch you this period…
1
“@RoyalPriest1: And funny enuf,dis subsidy thing cud b a joke O°˚˚˚ since GEJ even looks like baba suwe.
Final Word:
@JesseOguns : I’m helping Grandma sell stuff in her shop. I told her about fuel subsidy, she said in 2 weeks Nigerians would adapt.